Friday, November 13, 2009

A Bulldog Shot

One of the most endearing ways to pass a Sunday afternoon is at the guignol theatre in the Luxembourg Gardens, where Parisian children become entranced by tranny-looking marionettes beating each other on the heads with sticks, brooms, feather dusters, and other phallic objects.

On this particular Sunday there was a brawl between a woman and the portly owner of the theatre. He wanted her to move to a back row to make more room in front for the children. During the dispute a mysterious mustached man stood up and called the room to order.

The curtain finally rose to reveal a magical land where Prince Charming underwent various metamorphoses, the Pretty Princess fainted frequently, and the Evil Witch tried to spoil everyone else's chance at happiness. Maybe she had a traumatic childhood. Or maybe she was just born that way.

2 comments:

Lisa said...

Leo DiC is Prince Charming? You rode in a limo with him... and you still haven't revealed the details.

I feel so embarrassed posting my first comment on your blog ever! But I think it's the coolest thing ever and I try to check for updates whenever I need a jolt of energy ((:

The Comet said...

yes yes.. I am admittedly a little obsessed by Leo ..


thanks so much for reading, and I want to hear stories of Shanghai ..


xxo H