Wild Animals

My friend recently had a first experience with S.L.A.A. (Sex & Love Addicts Anonymous). If you're craving some serenity in the form of a 12-step program, then there is probably an Alcoholics-Anonymous-inspired group that's perfect for you. Are you addicted to cocaine, clutter, gambling, misogyny, nicotine, overeating, internet porn, or work? Or maybe you're like me, and you're simply addicted to strangers.

Gauche Things to do at an S.L.A.A. Meeting:

1. Eating sushi and seaweed salad with your bare hands.

2. Sharing your last name.

3. Trying to pick up other members of the group after the meeting. [Disclaimer: Anonymous Groups should in no way substitute your participation in various internet dating services.]

4. Taking your clothes off.